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神马都是浮云
分类:喜剧片
地区:中国大陆
年份:2012
更新:正片/2023-12-04 08:05:12
主演:张达明 林子聪 林雪 刘永 巴多
导演:陶盟喜
简介:一份天价茶化石引发众人找寻传说中的茶经——钱老板(刘永 饰)得知杨果(张达明 饰)家茶园地下有含金很...详情
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一份天价茶化石引发众人找寻传说中的茶经——钱老板(刘永 饰)得知杨果(张达明 饰)家茶园地下有含金很高的矿土,请龙哥(林雪 饰)帮忙,龙用道王(巴多 饰)制作的假茶经骗崔三(林子聪 饰)诱惑杨果用茶园交换,股东大亨夏英俊(连晋 饰)也想凑凑茶经的热闹,三队情人【杨果、 甄水仙(刘鑫 饰)神雕侠侣;龙哥、娇娇(刘晓晔 饰)雌雄大骗;夏英俊、丽莎(蒋一盟 饰)露水夫妻】碰上了几条光棍【虎头、豹子、道王、排骨张、马夫哥、钱老板】,尔虞我诈,关键时刻,妄想即将实现,却因假茶经导致美梦破灭——神马都是浮云!
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